Mean Bitch
This dream was very unusual in that I was a woman - I know only one other dream, a couple years ago, where this was the case. I was wearing a light colored full length dress with a large floral pattern. I don't remember if it had a belt or sash, but it probably did. I was seated, and in my right hand I held a thick wooden shaft about 18 inches long. I don't remember if it was pointed or not.
I was in a small room with one other person. The other person in the room was Garrison Keilor, of Prairie Home Companion fame, and #MeToo infamy. It is reported that women guests on his show were always warned "Never be alone with Garrison". Apparently we were waiting in this room to be called out on stage.
Garrison was standing about 5 feet from me, and not looking directly at me. I was sitting there holding my wooden billet and working on my very best mean bitch attitude. Garrison was sweating a bit, but did not make a move on me.
Exit
Note: In times long past, I listened to many Prairie Home Companion shows. I saw Garrison Keilor live on stage once, at the farewell performance for his first retirement from the show. I was pretty sure this retirement wouldn't last, and it didn't, but I never listened to later shows due to various circumstances.